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Mothering Sunday Tea with Hannah & Chilli-Chocolate Brownie Disaster

31 Mar

Like a diligent and loving son I headed back to the ranch for Mothering Sunday, safe in the knowledge that I was in for a feast. Whenever we see Hannah we know we’re not going to go hungry – as you’ll see from the links below.

BBQ on the bales
Hannah’s epic afternoon tea
Christmas Eve with Hannah
Cowie’s Brownies for Hannah

This isn’t going to be a long post. Just a brief pictorial summary in honour of the lost art of afternoon tea. Enjoy the slide show.

Created with Admarket’s flickrSLiDR.

The highlight of the spread wasn’t the first bite of Jane’s incredible scones with clotted cream, or Mum’s amazing violet and lemon cake. No the highlight was my disastrous foray into interfering with Cowie’s (now sacred) brownie recipe. I thought it would be a good idea to add some chilli chocolate sauce to the mix. But I failed to check the sauce I used resulting in Cowie’s, normally amazing, brownies tasting more of curry than chocolate.

On closer inspection of the jar it turned out that the sauce I had haphazardly lobbed in was actually actually a sauvory sauce for use in Mexican moles! DISASTER! I had single handedly ruined Mother’s Day. Or so Dad said. And then Hannah broke down crying and I feared the worst… but they were happy tears. None of us have eaten anything this nasty in a long time and it was hilarious. Take it from me. The brownies below may look delicious.

Chilli choc brownies

But because I used this stuff. They tasted gross!

Hannah. It was great to see you. I hope the Aga gets better soon!

Hannah’s Epic Afternoon Tea

28 Jan

What better way to catch up on Master Chef gossip than to spend the afternoon with Hannah over at her wonderful cottage. The Brown and Cowie team descended on poor Hannah on Sunday afternoon having starved ourselves in expectation!

Hannah was completely bamboozled by Cowie trying to park Mum’s car as she shot backwards and forwards like a child on a swing… only to then park the car neatly by Hannah’s garrage. I arrived with Mum and Dad bearing a few goodies of our own. Rococo do some lovely mushroom shaped chocolates on Marylebone High Street that make really nice pressies. Or at least I like going into their shop and trying things out. But I always come out with the same thing! Must be my fascination with mushrooms!

Hannah showed us her hens which she’s had to keep couped up because an evil fox destroyed her last lot of cluckers. They are incredibly lively girls. All pecking away at their porrige and seeds. I imagine there can be few happier chickens than those that are lucky enough to live with Hannah. They’re great layers apparently.

We were greeted in Hannah’s kitchen by the most friendly, comforting smell in the world. Baking. That sweet smell of being at home. Of cookies. Of naughty roulades. Of suger and sinful deserts. Hannah and her lovely friend Maren from Germany had enjoyed themselves by cooking up an absolute feast.

The star of the show and by far the most unusual cake was a poppie seed cake made with curd with a star shapes instead of lattice. They were soft, squidgy and unusual in a way that made you keep nibbling to see if you could closer to working out what made them taste so good! Mum and Hannah started dreaming up ways to grow poppies commercially without being arrested for opium related crimes! If the guys in Afganistan can get away with it I’m sure Mum and Hannah can!

Dad was then given a huge slice of roulade that oozed cream and plum compote. The sharpness of the plums was sensational when combined with the cinamon icing sugar! Hannah is so clever with her flavours. Everything exudes flair and creativity… not to mention edible glitter!

I have fallen in love with Hannah’s peanut and chocolate cookies. Craggy little chaps with enough illicit temptation inside them to have had them banned by Oliver Cromwell back in his time! I’ve taken a few back to work and they were wolfed down by Oli who claims they are a miracle cure for migraines! Quick Hannah… call Pfizer immediately!

Mum and Hannah both have an unhealhy obsession with violets. Mum even managed to get them into our tagine on Saturday. And she turned up with violet ice cubes for Hannah! It’s a little bit lost on me, but Hannah’s chocolate cup cakes with violet icing looked divine.

But the star of the show for me were these incredibly dainty lemon cup cakes with rose icing. I doubt anyone will ever see a prettier cup cake! Or at least not until Hannah opens the world’s best tea rooms!

Hannah also made some very dainty cucumber and smoked salmon sandwiches with the crusts neatly trimmed off which brought back fond memories for Dad of his childhood. I wolfed down my welsh rarebit crumpet and have resolved to make them myself soon. They are brilliant. And give you just the savoury kick you need when enjoying so much sugar.

We had the most wonderful time with Hannah and can’t wait to repay the invitation. Hannah, thank you so much for an unforgettable afternoon!

Love from the Browns and two very chirpy Cowie girls.

x

Nerdy Cup Cakes

23 Jan

Amazing cup cakes from Hello Naomi on Flickr via Boing Boing.


Here are some choice cup cakes from Clapham
. Not quite up to the sheer style and quirkyness of Pacman and Mario, but good nonetheless.

Northcote Road Afternoon Tea

5 Dec

Having not been out of the house all day I decided a trip to the Northcotte Road was a good idea. Fed up of drinking tea in the Towers, I wondered into Brew to have a nice pot of speciality tea.

I asked for a pot of Assam and was disappointed that they hadn’t even heard of it. Builders it was then. Which was fine if a little bit unexciting. I was keen to have something that we don’t have at home.

I enjoyed my tea whilst reading my new Anthony Bourdain book, intermittently writing a Christmas list to make sure I’ve got all the bases covered this year. I felt like I was being watched the whole time… maybe it’s paranoia… maybe it was the fact that the place wasn’t very busy. It didn’t make me want to linger and chill out like the best tea shops do. And they didn’t offer me any cakes or flapjacks so I decided to leave and get some on the way home from the market.

I bought a red iced cup cake with snow flakes and a white chocolate and raspberry muffin. The muffin has now been dispatched and the cup cake is a peace offering for Cowie!